An e-mail to Jerry Weinberg, Paul Coyle and others who may contemplate systems from time to time

By Dwayne Phillips

14 November 2006

On page 152 of "Rethinking Systems Analysis and Design," Paul Coyle states, "Try telling the fire brigade that your orange is on fire." This statement is part of a passage about trying to find words that rhyme with "orange" and "chimney." Mr. Coyle encourages that "there exists an individual who pronounces 'orange' as 'chimney.' "(See the Reference section for more from the book.)

Well, of course I will find another culture where 'orange' is pronounced as 'chimney' and vice versa. I am confident of this seemingly odd culture because I know that my "orange is on fire."

Try this experiment. Hold a piece of orange peel between your thumb and pointer finger. Gently squeeze the orange peel and notice how some liquid squirts from it. That juice must be water(?).

Now try this experiment next to an open flame. Ask someone to hold a match next to the orange peel as you squirt liquid from it. Another method is to squirt this liquid into the flame of a lit candle.

Aha! The liquid is inflammable, i.e. it burns. The liquid causes the nearby flame to grow for the moment that the liquid passes through the flame. This liquid isn't water, but some type of oil, sugar, or alcohol (or all three) that burns.

Truly, my orange is on fire.

I have observed a few other non-sensical "my blank is on fire" cases. One I read several years ago in Field and Stream magazine on one of those "little tips" pages. It was a note to help people survive who find themselves� lost in the wilderness unplanned. (This begs the question, "Who plans to be lost in the

wilderness?") The tip was that Fritos corn chips make great fire starters.

I had to try this experiment. I put a few Fritos corn chips on a plate and held a match to them. They sizzled; they fried, they burned! True to form - Field and Stream was right. Fritos corn chips are fried in oil at the factory. They are full of inflammable oil, the corn mash acts as a wick, and the chips burn - even when they are dampened with water.

The Fritos experiment caused me to look for other inflammable food. I started with other corn chips. Doritos chips burn; Tostitos chips burn; all kinds of fried chips burn. I found that even potato chips - fried in lots of oil at the factory - burn even when wet.

Of course my orange is on fire. So is much of my food.

Almost anyone who lived in the 1850s knew all this. Those people would say "my orange is on fire" and "my apple is on fire" and "my corn is on fire." People who lived 150 (plus or minus 50) years ago knew that oil, sugar, and alcohol all burned. They didn't have electricity. Instead, those people used any type of animal or vegetable oil they could� put their hands on as fuel for fire. They also fermented plants into alcohol, and alcohol burns.

So,

  1. searching for something that rhymes with "orange" or "chimney",
  2. a parlor trick with an orange peel and a candle,
  3. reading Field and Stream magazine,
  4. burning Fritos, and
  5. fermenting fruit

what do these have in common?

General systems theory.

This involves the ability to connect seemingly disconnected things. It shows what is common to an orange and a chimney. General systems theory allows me to understand different systems in new ways. This is more than trivia; it is a different way to think, and I can use different ways of thinking.

As Weinberg wrote on page 151 of the text, "...we need all the ideas we can get."

Reference:

"Rethinking Systems Analysis and Design," Gerald M. Weinberg, Dorset House Publishing, 1988.

On page 149, Weinberg starts the discussion of oranges and chimneys with,

For many years now, I have been trying to find a rhyme in English for the word orange. But many people have told me it's impossible. I don't believe it's impossible, but I haven't yet been able to conjure up a counterexample. While discussing this problem recently in London, a Liverpudlian said that for many years he had been seeking a rhyme for the word chimney and considered it impossible. "In that case," I said, "chimney 'rhymes' with orange, in the sense that they both belong to the class of things that have no other rhymes."

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